grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

twentyonepivots:

do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song

(Source: briansellah)

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

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what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:

"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

holy trinity + flula

(Source: mamriehartvevo)

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

(Source: firstenchanters)

hamsterangst:

when you’re singing really loud and someone walks in and you just kind of

image

(Source: thesmalllprint)

imkirby:

Laverne Cox should play Wonder Woman

(Source: nerrrdstark)

chiba-saori:

chiba-saori:

insearchofbread:

how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?

gluten tag

i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement